I Chose The Bear

I Chose The Bear – Morning Monster Tee

I Chose The Bear. Monday morning hits different when you still haven't had your coffee yet and people keep talking to you, expecting a functioning human. That's where the I Choose The Bear tee comes in handy - it's like wearing a warning label saying 'don't expect me to be nice before my caffeine fix'. It's perfect for those mornings when you're feeling more beast than breakfast.

This dark humor graphic tee is ideal as a sarcastic coworker gift or as a funny addition to your morning routine. Pair it with a strong coffee and pretend like everything is going great, even on the days that are actually terrible – much like Mondays when you haven't had enough caffeine.

🎨 Unapologetic Style & Durable Comfort

Whether you’re heading to a geek convention, a sci-fi marathon, or making passive-aggressive statements at family dinners, this shirt delivers. Thanks to its tightly knit 100% open-end US cotton fabric, the graphic details are ultra-sharp and the colors remain vivid over time—because while trends fade, good sarcasm should last forever.

With a seamless ribbed collar and a completely smooth, tubular knit, you get premium, everyday comfort wrapped in a bold aesthetic.

📏 Size Guide

📋 Technical Features

• Material: 100% premium Cotton for an ultra-clean, classic texture.
• Fabric Weight: Heavyweight fabric (180 g/m² / 5.3 oz/yd²) providing a rich feel and a durable, structured drape.
• Fit: Classic unisex boxy/straight fit, true to size (size up for a modern, relaxed oversized look).
• Construction: Tubular body knit (no annoying side seams) with a seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm (7/8") rib collar.
• Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders to prevent stretching, plus double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems for maximum durability.
• Responsibility: Crafted using 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US cotton.

🧼 Care Instructions (Don't Ruin the Joke)

To keep your garment looking crisp and sharp for years to come:

• Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
• Machine wash in cold with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (highly recommended to preserve fabric and graphic quality).
• Iron inside out and never run a hot iron directly over the graphic area.

🛡️ Unethicaltee Guarantee

📦 Fast Shipping with Tracking: Safely packed and dispatched with a tracking number so you can follow its journey.
💳 100% Secure Checkout.