I Only Accept Apologizes in Ca$h

I Only Accept Apologizes in Ca$h – When Sorry Just Isn't Enough

We're not saying you're a jerk, but if you're going to be a jerk, you might as well get paid for it. This tee is for the ones who refuse to be bought off with empty apologies. It's time to put a price on your forgiveness.

Rock this tee to work on Fridays when your boss is trying to butter you up, or to family dinners when your aunt is being extra. It makes a great gift for coworkers who think they can get away with anything, or for friends who always seem to be in need of a reality check.

🎨 Unapologetic Style & Durable Comfort

Whether you’re heading to a geek convention, a sci-fi marathon, or making passive-aggressive statements at family dinners, this shirt delivers. Thanks to its tightly knit 100% open-end US cotton fabric, the graphic details are ultra-sharp and the colors remain vivid over time—because while trends fade, good sarcasm should last forever.

With a seamless ribbed collar and a completely smooth, tubular knit, you get premium, everyday comfort wrapped in a bold aesthetic.

📏 Size Guide

📋 Technical Features

• Material: 100% premium Cotton for an ultra-clean, classic texture.
• Fabric Weight: Heavyweight fabric (180 g/m² / 5.3 oz/yd²) providing a rich feel and a durable, structured drape.
• Fit: Classic unisex boxy/straight fit, true to size (size up for a modern, relaxed oversized look).
• Construction: Tubular body knit (no annoying side seams) with a seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm (7/8") rib collar.
• Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders to prevent stretching, plus double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems for maximum durability.
• Responsibility: Crafted using 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US cotton.

🧼 Care Instructions (Don't Ruin the Joke)

To keep your garment looking crisp and sharp for years to come:

• Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
• Machine wash in cold with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (highly recommended to preserve fabric and graphic quality).
• Iron inside out and never run a hot iron directly over the graphic area.

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