May Contain Alcohol – Warning Signs of Awkwardness
When family gatherings get too loud or the office party just won't quit, reach for this May Contain Alcohol tee. It's a gentle hint that you're about to lose it and also an official disclaimer from your social self.
Perfect as a gift for coworkers who secretly despise small talk or a graphic tee for navigating holiday gatherings without losing your mind. Wearing this sarcastic design is like setting boundaries while still participating in the chaos – bonus points if you pair it with a 'Not My Problem' attitude.
🎨 Unapologetic Style & Durable Comfort
Whether you’re heading to a geek convention, a sci-fi marathon, or making passive-aggressive statements at family dinners, this shirt delivers. Thanks to its tightly knit 100% open-end US cotton fabric, the graphic details are ultra-sharp and the colors remain vivid over time—because while trends fade, good sarcasm should last forever.
With a seamless ribbed collar and a completely smooth, tubular knit, you get premium, everyday comfort wrapped in a bold aesthetic.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Width (Chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm (18 in) | 71 cm (28 in) |
| M | 51 cm (20 in) | 74 cm (29 in) |
| L | 56 cm (22 in) | 76 cm (30 in) |
| XL | 61 cm (24 in) | 79 cm (31 in) |
| 2XL | 66 cm (26 in) | 81 cm (32 in) |
📋 Technical Features
- Material: 100% premium Cotton for an ultra-clean, classic texture.
- Fabric Weight: Heavyweight fabric (180 g/m² / 5.3 oz/yd²) providing a rich feel and a durable, structured drape.
- Fit: Classic unisex boxy/straight fit, true to size (size up for a modern, relaxed oversized look).
- Construction: Tubular body knit (no annoying side seams) with a seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm (7/8") rib collar.
- Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders to prevent stretching, plus double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems for maximum durability.
- Responsibility: Crafted using 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US cotton.
🧼 Care Instructions (Don't Ruin the Joke)
To keep your garment looking crisp and sharp for years to come:
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
- Machine wash in cold with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (highly recommended to preserve fabric and graphic quality).
- Iron inside out and never run a hot iron directly over the graphic area.
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| Material | 100% cotton |
| Fit | Unisex that retains shape |
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