My Ex Is My Biggest Fan – Because Nothing Says 'I'm Over You' Like a Graphic Tee

Wear this to work on Fridays and watch your coworkers' pity turn to jealousy. Or, you know, just wear it to remind yourself that you're not alone in your toxic relationships.

Perfect for errands, family dinners, or as a gift for that one coworker who's still stuck on their ex. Bonus points if you get a matching 'I'm Still Single' mug to complete the set.

🎨 Unapologetic Style & Durable Comfort

Whether you’re heading to a geek convention, a sci-fi marathon, or making passive-aggressive statements at family dinners, this shirt delivers. Thanks to its tightly knit 100% open-end US cotton fabric, the graphic details are ultra-sharp and the colors remain vivid over time—because while trends fade, good sarcasm should last forever.

With a seamless ribbed collar and a completely smooth, tubular knit, you get premium, everyday comfort wrapped in a bold aesthetic.

📏 Size Guide

Size	Width (Chest)	Length
S	46 cm (18 in)	71 cm (28 in)
M	51 cm (20 in)	74 cm (29 in)
L	56 cm (22 in)	76 cm (30 in)
XL	61 cm (24 in)	79 cm (31 in)
2XL	66 cm (26 in)	81 cm (32 in)

📋 Technical Features

Material: 100% premium Cotton for an ultra-clean, classic texture.
Fabric Weight: Heavyweight fabric (180 g/m² / 5.3 oz/yd²) providing a rich feel and a durable, structured drape.
Fit: Classic unisex boxy/straight fit, true to size (size up for a modern, relaxed oversized look).
Construction: Tubular body knit (no annoying side seams) with a seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm (7/8") rib collar.
Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders to prevent stretching, plus double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems for maximum durability.
Responsibility: Crafted using 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US cotton.

🧼 Care Instructions (Don't Ruin the Joke)

To keep your garment looking crisp and sharp for years to come:

Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
Machine wash in cold with similar colors.
Tumble dry low or hang dry (highly recommended to preserve fabric and graphic quality).
Iron inside out and never run a hot iron directly over the graphic area.