My Girlfriend Will Kill You – My Girlfriend Will Kill You: The Ultimate Warning Tee
Wear this tee to signal to potential threats that you're in a committed relationship, but don't expect your partner to actually kill anyone for you. Unless you're really lucky.
Perfect for errands, work on Fridays, or family dinners when you want to subtly hint at your partner's wrath. Also makes a great gift for coworkers who love to live on the edge (or hate their significant others).
🎨 Unapologetic Style & Durable Comfort
Whether you’re heading to a geek convention, a sci-fi marathon, or making passive-aggressive statements at family dinners, this shirt delivers. Thanks to its tightly knit 100% open-end US cotton fabric, the graphic details are ultra-sharp and the colors remain vivid over time—because while trends fade, good sarcasm should last forever.
With a seamless ribbed collar and a completely smooth, tubular knit, you get premium, everyday comfort wrapped in a bold aesthetic.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Width (Chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm (18 in) | 71 cm (28 in) |
| M | 51 cm (20 in) | 74 cm (29 in) |
| L | 56 cm (22 in) | 76 cm (30 in) |
| XL | 61 cm (24 in) | 79 cm (31 in) |
| 2XL | 66 cm (26 in) | 81 cm (32 in) |
📋 Technical Features
- Material: 100% premium Cotton for an ultra-clean, classic texture.
- Fabric Weight: Heavyweight fabric (180 g/m² / 5.3 oz/yd²) providing a rich feel and a durable, structured drape.
- Fit: Classic unisex boxy/straight fit, true to size (size up for a modern, relaxed oversized look).
- Construction: Tubular body knit (no annoying side seams) with a seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm (7/8") rib collar.
- Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders to prevent stretching, plus double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems for maximum durability.
- Responsibility: Crafted using 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US cotton.
🧼 Care Instructions (Don't Ruin the Joke)
To keep your garment looking crisp and sharp for years to come:
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
- Machine wash in cold with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (highly recommended to preserve fabric and graphic quality).
- Iron inside out and never run a hot iron directly over the graphic area.
🛡️ UNTCTEE Guarantee
- 📦 Fast Shipping with Tracking: Safely packed and dispatched with a tracking number so you can follow its journey.
- 💳 100% Secure Checkout.
| Fit | Unisex that retains shape |
| Material | 100% cotton |
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